Recently a group of gamers were asked to “Describe your sex life with a video game title.”
There are definitely a lot more titles with suggestive innuendo than I had realized. Though I suppose a really creative mind could turn any game title into something naughty. Here are some of the ones that made me smile. I have a number list but they are not in any particular order…
F-Zero — Wow, no need to even sound that out for us.
Until Dawn — You lucky bastards!
Super Smash Bros — sounds painful!
A Boy and His Blob — aww!
Shadow of the Colossus — “We are moved to tears by the size of the thing”
Uncharted — You might feel like a Dungeon Keeper but it will happen one day! I just hope its not an Ogre Battle.
Five Nights at Freddy’s — I’m biased though because I sell licensed FNAF merch!
Command & Conquer — 50 Shades of RTS?
Leisure Suit Larry — Of Course! Lucky devil!
Modern Warfare — Ouch! The Force Unleashed and Brutal Legend fit right in.
Final Fantasy — These games are like a Pandora’s box of innuendos!
Need for Speed — I guess all I can say is Ganbare Goemon! (ganbare=go for it, kick some ass, do your best, give it your all, etc.)
Left 4 Dead — You definitely need to hydrate in between sessions!
Tomb Raider — Pitfall and Rust fit in with this one.
Earthworm Jim — Do the Angry Birds get Jim?
Crash Bandicoot — “Bandicoot” just sounds naughty.
Alone in the Dark — This one was really popular! Out of 1,000+ suggestions this one was at least 50 of them.
I went with…
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? It makes me feel better that another gamer, Orlando, also suggested this one!
I didn’t see Silent Service, Bubble Bobble, Bart vs. the Space Mutants, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Oddworld, Spider Solitaire. No offense to the furries out there but I was glad not to see Chocobo’s Mysterious Dungeon!
Is there a really good one you think I overlooked? Feel free to comment and share!