Sometimes stories just write themselves and this one is great! Apparently there’s a real business using the Ninja Turtles as their theme. So if you love pizza half as much as I do then you’re probably wondering WHERE? Well unfortunately, the place is located in Russia. Here’s some photos I’ve found from their website:
Think I’m kidding? Their website is here and they’ve got 791 Twitter followers. Now sadly, I don’t speak Russian so I don’t know what any of these are saying. I just found it amusing. I didn’t see any trademark disclaimers on their website so I doubt Nintendo/Viacom/Mirage approves the use but it is in Russia so I doubt they care too terribly.